Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I’ve Choked A Cougar Funny Shirt

Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I’ve Choked A Cougar Shirt Meaning
This shirt delivers a bold and cheeky punchline by playing on the double meaning of the word “cougar.” While a mountain lion (also called a cougar) refers to the wild animal found in North America, the slang version of “cougar” refers to an older woman interested in younger men.

The phrase “Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I’ve Choked A Cougar” turns heads with its risqué twist — walking the line between outdoorsy toughness and adult humor. Whether you’re into hunting, dark humor, or just love a shirt that sparks conversation, this one delivers on all fronts.

Why You’ll Love This Shirt
✔ Double Entendre Humor – Wildcat meets wild nights. Enough said.
✔ Conversation Starter – Guaranteed to raise eyebrows and laughs.
✔ Comfy Fit – Soft, breathable cotton perfect for parties, bars, or hanging out.
✔ For the Bold – A shirt for those who don’t mind walking on the edge.
✔ Great Gag Gift – Perfect for bachelor parties, birthdays, or your most unapologetically wild friend.

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Size	Length		Width (Laid Flat)		Sleeve Centre Back
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
S	25.5	64.8	17.25	43.8	13.25	33.6
M	26	66.0	19.25	48.9	14	35.6
L	27	68.6	21.25	54	14.75	37.5
XL	28	71.1	23.25	59	15.75	40
2XL	28.5	72.3	25.25	64.1	16.75	42.52
3XL	29	73.6	27.25	69.2	17.5	44.45

Size	Length		Chest (Laid Flat)		Sleeve Center Back
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
XS	20.5	52.07	16	40.64	13.25	33.65
YS	22.0	55.9	17	43.2	14.25	36.2
YM	23.5	59.7	18	45.7	15.25	38.7
YL	25.0	63.5	19	48.2	16.25	41.3
XL	26.5	67.3	20	50.8	17.25	43.81

Size	Body Length		Chest Width (Laid Flat)		Sleeve Length
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
XS	26.75	67.95	16.5	41.91	8	20.32
S	27.75	70.49	18	45.72	8.25	20.96
M	28.75	73.03	20	50.8	8.63	21.92
L	29.75	75.57	22	55.88	9.13	23.19
XL	30.75	78.11	24	60.96	9.63	24.46
2XL	31.75	80.65	26	66.04	10.25	26.04

Size	Body Length		Chest Width (Laid Flat)
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
XS	27	68.6	17.5	44.4
S	28	71.1	19	48.3
M	29	73.6	20.5	52.1
L	30	76.2	22	55.9
XL	31	78.7	24	60
2XL	32	81.3	26	66

Size	Length		Chest (Laid Flat)		Sleeve (From Center Back)
	Inch	Centimeter	Inch	Centimeter	Inch	Centimeter
S	27	68.6	20	50.8	33.5	85.1
M	28	71.1	22	55.9	34.5	87.6
L	29	73.6	24	60.9	35.5	90.2
XL	30	76.2	26	66.0	36.5	92.7
2XL	31	78.7	28	71.1	37.5	95.2
3XL	32	81.3	30	76.2	38.5	97.8
4XL	33	83.8	32	81.3	39.5	100.3
5XL	34	86.3	34	86.3	40.5	102.8

Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I’ve Choked A Cougar Funny Shirt

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