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Chemtrails Contrails I Passed Third Grade Shirt

Name: Chemtrails Contrails I Passed Third Grade Shirt – Funny Anti-Conspiracy Tee - Buy Now at Global Drop Hub
SKU: SKU-99867
Price: 18.99 USD
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Chemtrails Contrails I Passed Third Grade Shirt is the perfect mix of sarcasm, science, and satire. Whether you’re tired of conspiracy theories or just want to flex your elementary school knowledge, this tee delivers with clever humor and bold messaging.

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Chemtrails Contrails I Passed Third Grade Shirt Meaning

This shirt calls out the infamous “chemtrails” conspiracy theory with a simple, cheeky phrase: “Chemtrails? Contrails. I passed third grade.”

Contrails—short for condensation trails—are made of harmless ice crystals left by planes at high altitude. Chemtrails, on the other hand, are part of a widely debunked conspiracy that claims governments spray secret chemicals in the sky. Spoiler: there’s no scientific evidence to support that.

The crossed-out “chemtrails” and corrected “contrails” is a jab at conspiracy theorists and a nod to critical thinking. If you know the difference, you’ve likely been paying attention in school—and this shirt lets the world know it.

✅ Why You’ll Love This Shirt

✔ Bold & Funny: Perfect for skeptics, science lovers, and fact-checkers.
✔ Smart Design: Features a humorous correction that doubles as a science lesson.
✔ Comfortable Fit: Made from soft, breathable cotton for everyday wear.
✔ Conversation Starter: Expect laughs, nods, and a few awkward silences from your conspiracy-minded uncle.

🎯 Make a Statement Without Saying a Word

Whether you’re headed to class, brunch, or a science fair, the Chemtrails Contrails I Passed Third Grade Shirt lets your intelligence (and humor) shine. Say no to nonsense—wear the facts.

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Size	Length		Width (Laid Flat)		Sleeve Centre Back
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
S	25.5	64.8	17.25	43.8	13.25	33.6
M	26	66.0	19.25	48.9	14	35.6
L	27	68.6	21.25	54	14.75	37.5
XL	28	71.1	23.25	59	15.75	40
2XL	28.5	72.3	25.25	64.1	16.75	42.52
3XL	29	73.6	27.25	69.2	17.5	44.45

Size	Length		Chest (Laid Flat)		Sleeve Center Back
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
XS	20.5	52.07	16	40.64	13.25	33.65
YS	22.0	55.9	17	43.2	14.25	36.2
YM	23.5	59.7	18	45.7	15.25	38.7
YL	25.0	63.5	19	48.2	16.25	41.3
XL	26.5	67.3	20	50.8	17.25	43.81

Size	Length		Chest (Laid Flat)		Sleeve (From Center Back)
	Inch	Centimeter	Inch	Centimeter	Inch	Centimeter
S	27	68.6	20	50.8	33.5	85.1
M	28	71.1	22	55.9	34.5	87.6
L	29	73.6	24	60.9	35.5	90.2
XL	30	76.2	26	66.0	36.5	92.7
2XL	31	78.7	28	71.1	37.5	95.2
3XL	32	81.3	30	76.2	38.5	97.8
4XL	33	83.8	32	81.3	39.5	100.3
5XL	34	86.3	34	86.3	40.5	102.8

Size	Length		Chest (Laid Flat)		Sleeve (From Center Back)
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
S	27	68.6	20	50.8	33.5	85.1
M	28	71.1	22	55.9	34.5	87.6
L	29	73.6	24	60.9	35.5	90.2
XL	30	76.2	26	66.0	36.5	92.7
2XL	31	78.7	28	71.1	37.5	95.2
3XL	32	81.3	30	76.2	38.5	97.8
4XL	33	83.8	32	81.2	39.5	100.3
5XL	34	86.3	34	86.3	40.5	102.9

Size	Length		Chest (Laid Flat)		Sleeve (From Center Back)
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
S	28	71.1	18	45.7	32.5	82.55
M	29	73.6	20	50.8	34	86.36
L	30	76.2	22	55.9	35.5	90.17
XL	31	78.7	24	60.9	37	94
2XL	32	81.3	26	66.0	38.5	97.8
3XL	33	83.8	28	71.1	38.5	97.8

Size	Body Length		Chest Width (Laid Flat)
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
XS	26	66.0	16.25	41.3
S	27	68.6	18.25	46.3
M	28	71.1	20.25	51.4
L	29	73.6	22.25	56.5
XL	30	76.2	24.25	61.6
2XL	31	78.7	26.25	66.7

Size	Body Length		Chest Width (Laid Flat)		Sleeve Length
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
XS	26.75	67.95	16.5	41.91	8	20.32
S	27.75	70.49	18	45.72	8.25	20.96
M	28.75	73.03	20	50.8	8.63	21.92
L	29.75	75.57	22	55.88	9.13	23.19
XL	30.75	78.11	24	60.96	9.63	24.46
2XL	31.75	80.65	26	66.04	10.25	26.04

Chemtrails Contrails I Passed Third Grade Shirt – Funny Anti-Conspiracy Tee