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I’ve Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes I Do Have Self Control Shirt

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I’ve Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes I Do Have Self Control Shirt is a wickedly funny way to announce your patience, resilience, and deep reserves of self-restraint—with just the right amount of venomous sarcasm.

I’ve Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes I Do Have Self Control Shirt Meaning

The phrase combines hospitality with homicidal wit, joking that you’ve been kind to people who absolutely didn’t deserve it. Of course, you *didn’t* poison them—hence the punchline: “So yes, I do have self-control.”

It’s a hilarious (and very relatable) sentiment for anyone who’s ever bitten their tongue or played nice when someone deserved anything *but* kindness. The shirt walks the perfect line between playful rage and comic exaggeration.

😈 Why You’ll Love This Shirt

✔ Darkly Relatable: A brutal truth wrapped in kitchen humor and sarcasm.
✔ Conversation Fuel: Guaranteed to raise eyebrows, smirks, and knowing nods.
✔ Premium Comfort: Soft, breathable fabric for all-day wear—even during dramatic monologues.
✔ Great Gift: For chefs, exasperated coworkers, ex-friends, or anyone surviving toxic people.

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Order yours now and let the world know: you’ve got spice, sarcasm, and supreme self-control.

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Size	Length		Width (Laid Flat)		Sleeve Centre Back
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
S	25.5	64.8	17.25	43.8	13.25	33.6
M	26	66.0	19.25	48.9	14	35.6
L	27	68.6	21.25	54	14.75	37.5
XL	28	71.1	23.25	59	15.75	40
2XL	28.5	72.3	25.25	64.1	16.75	42.52
3XL	29	73.6	27.25	69.2	17.5	44.45

Size	Length		Chest (Laid Flat)		Sleeve Center Back
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
XS	20.5	52.07	16	40.64	13.25	33.65
YS	22.0	55.9	17	43.2	14.25	36.2
YM	23.5	59.7	18	45.7	15.25	38.7
YL	25.0	63.5	19	48.2	16.25	41.3
XL	26.5	67.3	20	50.8	17.25	43.81

Size	Length		Chest (Laid Flat)		Sleeve (From Center Back)
	Inch	Centimeter	Inch	Centimeter	Inch	Centimeter
S	27	68.6	20	50.8	33.5	85.1
M	28	71.1	22	55.9	34.5	87.6
L	29	73.6	24	60.9	35.5	90.2
XL	30	76.2	26	66.0	36.5	92.7
2XL	31	78.7	28	71.1	37.5	95.2
3XL	32	81.3	30	76.2	38.5	97.8
4XL	33	83.8	32	81.3	39.5	100.3
5XL	34	86.3	34	86.3	40.5	102.8

Size	Length		Chest (Laid Flat)		Sleeve (From Center Back)
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
S	27	68.6	20	50.8	33.5	85.1
M	28	71.1	22	55.9	34.5	87.6
L	29	73.6	24	60.9	35.5	90.2
XL	30	76.2	26	66.0	36.5	92.7
2XL	31	78.7	28	71.1	37.5	95.2
3XL	32	81.3	30	76.2	38.5	97.8
4XL	33	83.8	32	81.2	39.5	100.3
5XL	34	86.3	34	86.3	40.5	102.9

Size	Length		Chest (Laid Flat)		Sleeve (From Center Back)
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
S	28	71.1	18	45.7	32.5	82.55
M	29	73.6	20	50.8	34	86.36
L	30	76.2	22	55.9	35.5	90.17
XL	31	78.7	24	60.9	37	94
2XL	32	81.3	26	66.0	38.5	97.8
3XL	33	83.8	28	71.1	38.5	97.8

Size	Body Length		Chest Width (Laid Flat)
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
XS	26	66.0	16.25	41.3
S	27	68.6	18.25	46.3
M	28	71.1	20.25	51.4
L	29	73.6	22.25	56.5
XL	30	76.2	24.25	61.6
2XL	31	78.7	26.25	66.7

Size	Body Length		Chest Width (Laid Flat)		Sleeve Length
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
XS	26.75	67.95	16.5	41.91	8	20.32
S	27.75	70.49	18	45.72	8.25	20.96
M	28.75	73.03	20	50.8	8.63	21.92
L	29.75	75.57	22	55.88	9.13	23.19
XL	30.75	78.11	24	60.96	9.63	24.46
2XL	31.75	80.65	26	66.04	10.25	26.04

I’ve Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes I Do Have Self Control Shirt

I’ve Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes I Do Have Self Control Shirt

I’ve Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes I Do Have Self Control Shirt Meaning

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