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🐶 My Dog Said You’re A Hoe T Shirt – Edgy Humor for Dog Lovers

Name: My Dog Said You’re A Hoe T Shirt – Edgy Humor for Dog Lovers - Buy Now at Global Drop Hub
SKU: SKU-65232
Price: 18.99 USD
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The My Dog Said You’re A Hoe T Shirt is for bold, confident dog owners who love mixing sass with a side of sarcasm. It’s a humorous way to pass judgment – and blame it on your dog! Perfect for anyone with a wicked sense of humor and a four-legged best friend.

My Dog Said You’re A Hoe T Shirt Meaning

The phrase “My Dog Said You’re A Hoe” uses edgy humor to make a jab without taking full responsibility – because hey, the dog said it, not you.

It’s a cheeky way of implying, “If my dog doesn’t like you, that says something.” The humor lies in its absurdity and how it shifts blame to the dog. It playfully hints that dogs have great instincts – and if your pup thinks someone is shady, maybe they are!

While the term “hoe” is a slang insult, in this context it’s used satirically, with an over-the-top level of sass that dog lovers and edgy humor fans alike will find hilarious.

🔥 Why You’ll Love This Shirt

✔ Hilariously Bold: A witty way to say what you’re thinking without actually saying it (thanks, doggo!).
✔ Dog Lover’s Statement: Perfect for pet owners who trust their dog’s vibe checks.
✔ Conversation Starter: Guaranteed to turn heads and spark laughs at parties, dog parks, or just out and about.
✔ Soft & Comfortable: Premium fabric that feels great – because throwing shade should still feel cozy.
✔ Edgy Gift: Makes a fun, unexpected gift for friends with pets and a sassy sense of humor.

🛒 Get Yours Now

Order your My Dog Said You’re A Hoe T Shirt today on GlobalDropHub.com and let your dog do the talking.

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Size	Length		Width (Laid Flat)		Sleeve Centre Back
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
S	25.5	64.8	17.25	43.8	13.25	33.6
M	26	66.0	19.25	48.9	14	35.6
L	27	68.6	21.25	54	14.75	37.5
XL	28	71.1	23.25	59	15.75	40
2XL	28.5	72.3	25.25	64.1	16.75	42.52
3XL	29	73.6	27.25	69.2	17.5	44.45

Size	Length		Chest (Laid Flat)		Sleeve Center Back
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
XS	20.5	52.07	16	40.64	13.25	33.65
YS	22.0	55.9	17	43.2	14.25	36.2
YM	23.5	59.7	18	45.7	15.25	38.7
YL	25.0	63.5	19	48.2	16.25	41.3
XL	26.5	67.3	20	50.8	17.25	43.81

Size	Length		Chest (Laid Flat)		Sleeve (From Center Back)
	Inch	Centimeter	Inch	Centimeter	Inch	Centimeter
S	27	68.6	20	50.8	33.5	85.1
M	28	71.1	22	55.9	34.5	87.6
L	29	73.6	24	60.9	35.5	90.2
XL	30	76.2	26	66.0	36.5	92.7
2XL	31	78.7	28	71.1	37.5	95.2
3XL	32	81.3	30	76.2	38.5	97.8
4XL	33	83.8	32	81.3	39.5	100.3
5XL	34	86.3	34	86.3	40.5	102.8

Size	Length		Chest (Laid Flat)		Sleeve (From Center Back)
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
S	27	68.6	20	50.8	33.5	85.1
M	28	71.1	22	55.9	34.5	87.6
L	29	73.6	24	60.9	35.5	90.2
XL	30	76.2	26	66.0	36.5	92.7
2XL	31	78.7	28	71.1	37.5	95.2
3XL	32	81.3	30	76.2	38.5	97.8
4XL	33	83.8	32	81.2	39.5	100.3
5XL	34	86.3	34	86.3	40.5	102.9

Size	Length		Chest (Laid Flat)		Sleeve (From Center Back)
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
S	28	71.1	18	45.7	32.5	82.55
M	29	73.6	20	50.8	34	86.36
L	30	76.2	22	55.9	35.5	90.17
XL	31	78.7	24	60.9	37	94
2XL	32	81.3	26	66.0	38.5	97.8
3XL	33	83.8	28	71.1	38.5	97.8

Size	Body Length		Chest Width (Laid Flat)
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
XS	26	66.0	16.25	41.3
S	27	68.6	18.25	46.3
M	28	71.1	20.25	51.4
L	29	73.6	22.25	56.5
XL	30	76.2	24.25	61.6
2XL	31	78.7	26.25	66.7

Size	Body Length		Chest Width (Laid Flat)		Sleeve Length
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
XS	26.75	67.95	16.5	41.91	8	20.32
S	27.75	70.49	18	45.72	8.25	20.96
M	28.75	73.03	20	50.8	8.63	21.92
L	29.75	75.57	22	55.88	9.13	23.19
XL	30.75	78.11	24	60.96	9.63	24.46
2XL	31.75	80.65	26	66.04	10.25	26.04

My Dog Said You’re A Hoe T Shirt – Edgy Humor for Dog Lovers