Name: Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar Tee T-Shirt - Buy Now at Global Drop Hub
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Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I’ve Choked A Cougar Tee T-Shirt

Never Killed A Mountain Lion T-Shirt Meaning
This shirt takes a walk on the wild side—literally and figuratively. With a play on words, it contrasts the wild mountain lion (actual animal) with the slang term cougar (you know the kind), creating a hilarious double entendre that’s not for the faint of heart.

The phrase “Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I’ve Choked A Cougar” is designed to get laughs, spark conversation, and probably turn a few heads. Perfect for parties, bachelor weekends, or just declaring your alpha status with a wink.

Why You’ll Love This Shirt
✔ Laugh-Out-Loud Humor – A bold joke for those who don’t mind living dangerously.
✔ Ideal Gag Gift – Great for birthdays, guys’ trips, or funny Father’s Day presents.
✔ Comfort First – Soft, breathable cotton blend with a modern, unisex fit.
✔ Conversation Starter – Warning: may cause laughter, smirks, and wild stories.
✔ Made to Turn Heads – Wear it loud, wear it proud—this one’s not subtle.

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Size	Length		Width (Laid Flat)		Sleeve Centre Back
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
S	25.5	64.8	17.25	43.8	13.25	33.6
M	26	66.0	19.25	48.9	14	35.6
L	27	68.6	21.25	54	14.75	37.5
XL	28	71.1	23.25	59	15.75	40
2XL	28.5	72.3	25.25	64.1	16.75	42.52
3XL	29	73.6	27.25	69.2	17.5	44.45

Size	Length		Chest (Laid Flat)		Sleeve Center Back
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
XS	20.5	52.07	16	40.64	13.25	33.65
YS	22.0	55.9	17	43.2	14.25	36.2
YM	23.5	59.7	18	45.7	15.25	38.7
YL	25.0	63.5	19	48.2	16.25	41.3
XL	26.5	67.3	20	50.8	17.25	43.81

Size	Length		Chest (Laid Flat)		Sleeve (From Center Back)
	Inch	Centimeter	Inch	Centimeter	Inch	Centimeter
S	27	68.6	20	50.8	33.5	85.1
M	28	71.1	22	55.9	34.5	87.6
L	29	73.6	24	60.9	35.5	90.2
XL	30	76.2	26	66.0	36.5	92.7
2XL	31	78.7	28	71.1	37.5	95.2
3XL	32	81.3	30	76.2	38.5	97.8
4XL	33	83.8	32	81.3	39.5	100.3
5XL	34	86.3	34	86.3	40.5	102.8

Size	Length		Chest (Laid Flat)		Sleeve (From Center Back)
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
S	27	68.6	20	50.8	33.5	85.1
M	28	71.1	22	55.9	34.5	87.6
L	29	73.6	24	60.9	35.5	90.2
XL	30	76.2	26	66.0	36.5	92.7
2XL	31	78.7	28	71.1	37.5	95.2
3XL	32	81.3	30	76.2	38.5	97.8
4XL	33	83.8	32	81.2	39.5	100.3
5XL	34	86.3	34	86.3	40.5	102.9

Size	Length		Chest (Laid Flat)		Sleeve (From Center Back)
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
S	28	71.1	18	45.7	32.5	82.55
M	29	73.6	20	50.8	34	86.36
L	30	76.2	22	55.9	35.5	90.17
XL	31	78.7	24	60.9	37	94
2XL	32	81.3	26	66.0	38.5	97.8
3XL	33	83.8	28	71.1	38.5	97.8

Size	Body Length		Chest Width (Laid Flat)
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
XS	26	66.0	16.25	41.3
S	27	68.6	18.25	46.3
M	28	71.1	20.25	51.4
L	29	73.6	22.25	56.5
XL	30	76.2	24.25	61.6
2XL	31	78.7	26.25	66.7

Size	Body Length		Chest Width (Laid Flat)		Sleeve Length
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
XS	26.75	67.95	16.5	41.91	8	20.32
S	27.75	70.49	18	45.72	8.25	20.96
M	28.75	73.03	20	50.8	8.63	21.92
L	29.75	75.57	22	55.88	9.13	23.19
XL	30.75	78.11	24	60.96	9.63	24.46
2XL	31.75	80.65	26	66.04	10.25	26.04

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