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Raccoon If I Ever Get Rabies You’re High On My Bitin’ List T Shirt

Raccoon If I Ever Get Rabies You’re High On My Bitin’ List T Shirt Meaning

If I Ever Get Rabies You’re High On My Bitin’ List
If I Ever Get Rabies You’re High On My Bitin’ List

This shirt combines dark humor with animal antics by featuring a feisty raccoon and a comically aggressive quote. The phrase “If I Ever Get Rabies You’re High On My Bitin’ List” adds a twist of sarcasm and absurdity to the idea of contracting a serious disease. It’s perfect for those with a sharp wit and love for twisted humor.

The message is part revenge fantasy, part comedic catharsis — ideal for anyone who’s ever been annoyed or wants to express attitude through biting satire (literally). Whether you’re a raccoon lover, a fan of dark jokes, or just someone with a bold personality, this shirt makes your humor known loud and clear.

Why You’ll Love This Shirt

✔ A hilarious way to express your mischievous or sarcastic side
✔ High-quality print and soft cotton fabric for all-day comfort
✔ Great conversation starter or gag gift
✔ Perfect for fans of animal memes and absurdist humor

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Size	Length		Width (Laid Flat)		Sleeve Centre Back
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
S	25.5	64.8	17.25	43.8	13.25	33.6
M	26	66.0	19.25	48.9	14	35.6
L	27	68.6	21.25	54	14.75	37.5
XL	28	71.1	23.25	59	15.75	40
2XL	28.5	72.3	25.25	64.1	16.75	42.52
3XL	29	73.6	27.25	69.2	17.5	44.45

Size	Length		Chest (Laid Flat)		Sleeve Center Back
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
XS	20.5	52.07	16	40.64	13.25	33.65
YS	22.0	55.9	17	43.2	14.25	36.2
YM	23.5	59.7	18	45.7	15.25	38.7
YL	25.0	63.5	19	48.2	16.25	41.3
XL	26.5	67.3	20	50.8	17.25	43.81

Size	Length		Chest (Laid Flat)		Sleeve (From Center Back)
	Inch	Centimeter	Inch	Centimeter	Inch	Centimeter
S	27	68.6	20	50.8	33.5	85.1
M	28	71.1	22	55.9	34.5	87.6
L	29	73.6	24	60.9	35.5	90.2
XL	30	76.2	26	66.0	36.5	92.7
2XL	31	78.7	28	71.1	37.5	95.2
3XL	32	81.3	30	76.2	38.5	97.8
4XL	33	83.8	32	81.3	39.5	100.3
5XL	34	86.3	34	86.3	40.5	102.8

Size	Length		Chest (Laid Flat)		Sleeve (From Center Back)
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
S	27	68.6	20	50.8	33.5	85.1
M	28	71.1	22	55.9	34.5	87.6
L	29	73.6	24	60.9	35.5	90.2
XL	30	76.2	26	66.0	36.5	92.7
2XL	31	78.7	28	71.1	37.5	95.2
3XL	32	81.3	30	76.2	38.5	97.8
4XL	33	83.8	32	81.2	39.5	100.3
5XL	34	86.3	34	86.3	40.5	102.9

Size	Length		Chest (Laid Flat)		Sleeve (From Center Back)
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
S	28	71.1	18	45.7	32.5	82.55
M	29	73.6	20	50.8	34	86.36
L	30	76.2	22	55.9	35.5	90.17
XL	31	78.7	24	60.9	37	94
2XL	32	81.3	26	66.0	38.5	97.8
3XL	33	83.8	28	71.1	38.5	97.8

Size	Body Length		Chest Width (Laid Flat)
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
XS	26	66.0	16.25	41.3
S	27	68.6	18.25	46.3
M	28	71.1	20.25	51.4
L	29	73.6	22.25	56.5
XL	30	76.2	24.25	61.6
2XL	31	78.7	26.25	66.7

Size	Body Length		Chest Width (Laid Flat)		Sleeve Length
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
XS	26.75	67.95	16.5	41.91	8	20.32
S	27.75	70.49	18	45.72	8.25	20.96
M	28.75	73.03	20	50.8	8.63	21.92
L	29.75	75.57	22	55.88	9.13	23.19
XL	30.75	78.11	24	60.96	9.63	24.46
2XL	31.75	80.65	26	66.04	10.25	26.04

Raccoon If I Ever Get Rabies You’re High On My Bitin’ List T Shirt

Raccoon If I Ever Get Rabies You’re High On My Bitin’ List T Shirt

Raccoon If I Ever Get Rabies You’re High On My Bitin’ List T Shirt

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