Name: Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar T-Shirt - Funny Double Meaning Quote Tee
SKU: SKU-72732
Price: 18.99 USD
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Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I’ve Choked A Cougar T-Shirt – Funny Double Meaning Quote Tee

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Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I’ve Choked A Cougar Shirt Meaning

This shirt brings the heat with its hilarious double entendre. On the surface, it sounds like a rugged tale of wilderness survival — but seasoned jokesters will catch the real punchline. “Cougar” plays both as a wild cat and the slang term for an older woman romantically interested in younger men.

The shirt is bold, cheeky, and designed for people who love humor with a twist. Whether you’re into hunting, wordplay, or just love making people do a double take, this tee is your next conversation starter.

Why You’ll Love This Shirt

✔ Clever Wordplay – A hilarious double-meaning that turns heads and gets laughs.
✔ Bold & Unapologetic – For people with confidence and a great sense of humor.
✔ High-Quality Fabric – Comfortable and durable for everyday wear or parties.
✔ Perfect Gag Gift – Great for birthdays, bachelor parties, or the friend who loves innuendos.
✔ Conversation Starter – You won’t have to say a word — the shirt does it all.

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Size	Length		Width (Laid Flat)		Sleeve Centre Back
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
S	25.5	64.8	17.25	43.8	13.25	33.6
M	26	66.0	19.25	48.9	14	35.6
L	27	68.6	21.25	54	14.75	37.5
XL	28	71.1	23.25	59	15.75	40
2XL	28.5	72.3	25.25	64.1	16.75	42.52
3XL	29	73.6	27.25	69.2	17.5	44.45

Size	Length		Chest (Laid Flat)		Sleeve Center Back
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
XS	20.5	52.07	16	40.64	13.25	33.65
YS	22.0	55.9	17	43.2	14.25	36.2
YM	23.5	59.7	18	45.7	15.25	38.7
YL	25.0	63.5	19	48.2	16.25	41.3
XL	26.5	67.3	20	50.8	17.25	43.81

Size	Body Length		Chest Width (Laid Flat)		Sleeve Length
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
XS	26.75	67.95	16.5	41.91	8	20.32
S	27.75	70.49	18	45.72	8.25	20.96
M	28.75	73.03	20	50.8	8.63	21.92
L	29.75	75.57	22	55.88	9.13	23.19
XL	30.75	78.11	24	60.96	9.63	24.46
2XL	31.75	80.65	26	66.04	10.25	26.04

Size	Body Length		Chest Width (Laid Flat)
	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
XS	27	68.6	17.5	44.4
S	28	71.1	19	48.3
M	29	73.6	20.5	52.1
L	30	76.2	22	55.9
XL	31	78.7	24	60
2XL	32	81.3	26	66

Size	Length		Chest (Laid Flat)		Sleeve (From Center Back)
	Inch	Centimeter	Inch	Centimeter	Inch	Centimeter
S	27	68.6	20	50.8	33.5	85.1
M	28	71.1	22	55.9	34.5	87.6
L	29	73.6	24	60.9	35.5	90.2
XL	30	76.2	26	66.0	36.5	92.7
2XL	31	78.7	28	71.1	37.5	95.2
3XL	32	81.3	30	76.2	38.5	97.8
4XL	33	83.8	32	81.3	39.5	100.3
5XL	34	86.3	34	86.3	40.5	102.8

Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I’ve Choked A Cougar T-Shirt – Funny Double Meaning Quote Tee

Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I’ve Choked A Cougar Shirt Meaning

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